I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a
career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies.
My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it.
I can bring world domination to your organization.
Withering Madness University – Planet Vhoorl
Major: Public Relations
Minor: Scale Tending
Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination
Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows
Doomsday Cult Leader/Overlord – Baton Rogue, LA – 1926-2010
- Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
- Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
- Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed
The Watering Hole Bartender/Server – Milwaukee, WI – 2009
- Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
- Reduced theft and property damage percentages
- Janitorial work, Laundry
- World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul
- Available on request